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Snark City Greeting Cards

Snark City


Image Model- Item Name Price
99% Happy For You Card SNK-C-GC08

99% Happy For You Card

Full Saying:
99% Happy For You … 1% Jealous

Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75



Better Than A Late Period Card SNK-C-GC12

Better Than A Late Period Card

Full Saying:
A late birthday card … Is better than a late period.

Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75



Better You Than Me Card SNK-C-GC04

Better You Than Me Card

Full Saying:
Better you than me. Get well soon!

Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75



Death Has Never Been Closer Card SNK-C-GC06

Death Has Never Been Closer Card

Full Saying:
Happy Birthday. Death has never been closer.

Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75



Glad You Didn't Get Stuck Card SNK-C-GC11

Glad You Didn't Get Stuck Card

Full Saying:
Happy Birthday. I am so glad you didn't get stuck in a condom.

Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75



Good Luck Card SNK-C-GC05

Good Luck Card

Full Saying:
Good luck. You'll freakin need it.

Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75



Obligatory Thank You Card SNK-C-GC01

Obligatory Thank You Card

Full Saying:
Obligatory Thank You Card

Blank Inside.
Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75



Pull Yourself Together Card SNK-C-GC07

Pull Yourself Together Card

Full Saying:
Pull yourself together … You've got bitches to battle and men to destroy.

Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75



Sex? Card SNK-C-GC02

Sex? Card

Full Saying:
Sex?

Blank Inside.
Measures: 5" x 7"

$3.75




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