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Sock 'Ems Greetings



All Sock 'Ems Greeting Cards are blank inside for your personal greeting.
Each Card Measures: 3-7/8" x 7"


Image Model- Item Name Price
Birthday Hurt SE-20

Birthday Hurt

Greeting:
Ouch, this one's gotta hurt. Happy Birthday.
 $3.95
Birthday Thief SE-31

Birthday Thief

Greeting:
I stole you a gift. I thought it was cool. That makes you an accomplice. Nothing's changed since high school. Happy Birthday.
 $3.95
Father's Day SE-38

Father's Day

Greeting:
You fought the boogieman for me. You told the bully where to go. You could beat up all the other dads. And now I can kick your butt. Happy Father's Day.
 $3.95
Hey Kid SE-14

Hey Kid

Greeting:
Hey Kid, welcome to life. If anyone starts singing "Rock-a-bye-baby," crawl away as fast as you can. It's a trick. Congratulations on Being Born.
 $3.95
Love Hurts Card SE-10

Love Hurts Card

Greeting:
I wrote you a love sonnet;
The wind blew it away;
I caught it;
A car hit me;
Love Hurts.

Measures: 4" x 7"

 $3.95
Midlife Crisis Birthday SE-23

Midlife Crisis Birthday

Greeting:
Feel a mid-life crisis coming on? Happy Birthday.
 $3.95
Nursing Home Birthday SE-35

Nursing Home Birthday

Greeting:
Don't worry, I promise to put you in the nicest nursing home money can buy. Happy Birthday.
 $3.95
Raw Deal SE-11

Raw Deal

Greeting:
You gave birth to me. All I ever did was take out the garbage. You got a raw deal. For that I am sorry. Happy Mother's Day.
 $3.95
Rock Birthday SE-32

Rock Birthday

Greeting:
Congratulations. You're officially too old for rock concerts. Happy Birthday.
 $3.95
Tying The Knot SE-12

Tying The Knot

Greeting:
Congrats on tying the knot. I seem to have tied a knot too. Only mine hurts. I hope yours never does. Happy Wedding.
 $3.95
Valentine's Day SE-39

Valentine's Day

Greeting:
Northing says "spontaneously romantic" like a prefabricated card on a firmly established holiday. Happy Valentine's Day.
 $3.95

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